Monkey Chow
Hello! I’m heading into Manhattan to meet up with my Baby Daddy and stuff my face with pork belly tater tots and filet and lobster mac & cheese.  
P.S. I almost had to cancel our date because my right foot is so swollen that I was having a lot of trouble stuffing it into my boot. Just the right foot. The left one is fine. Pregnancy is weird, yo.

Hello! I’m heading into Manhattan to meet up with my Baby Daddy and stuff my face with pork belly tater tots and filet and lobster mac & cheese. 

P.S. I almost had to cancel our date because my right foot is so swollen that I was having a lot of trouble stuffing it into my boot. Just the right foot. The left one is fine. Pregnancy is weird, yo.

  1. freckledog said: Not to be a buzzkill but maybe call your doc about the asymmetrical foot swelling which can be a sign of blood clots. OK and to officially be a buzzkill right before delivery would be the worst time to get Listeria or E.coli because neonatal sepsis sorry!
  2. messily said: My left foot has been twice the side of my right one all day. I’ve pretty much given up on my boots at this point.
  3. breadandbutternyc said: You look amazing! And I totally hear you on the one swollen foot.
  4. kimbaland said: But you look fucking fantastic so whatever. :)
  5. livingintraffic said: don’t wanna sound insulting bc its not intended that way.you have looked amazing the last X amount of mos. Most days youve looked better&cuter than I do.&i hope that if/when im pregnant one day, i hope to pull it off as well as you have. (applause)
  6. perkieandmowgli said: I have that same issue with just my left foot. And I am not 41 weeks pregnant.