Monkey Chow
Life Update

I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE UP BEING SOBER (AND PREGNANT) FOR LENT, PLEASE. 

You hear that, Baby? 

  1. throwing-myself-into-the-world said: True story: my friend was 40hundred weeks pregnant and a granny told her to drink a beer. Boom! Went into labour.
  2. nibblesandbits said: NINE DAYS!!!! WTF, Baby, WTF?
  3. jss said: For the record, I’m not advocating drunkenness, but I don’t think a beer would kill anyone. that kid’s gotta be done developing now right? He/she is too busy eating feces to worry about your alcohol consumption. (I totally have a firm grasp on biology…)