Monkey Chow
Excuse Me While I Vent About Today in Bullet Points

  • I sent an email out several weeks ago letting basically my entire office know I would be on vacation tomorrow & Friday.  So, OF COURSE, I have gotten about 4,000 urgent requests since 3:30 this afternoon.  WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO BAD AND PLANNING AND INCONSIDERATE OF MY TIME?  H8U. Guess who’s taking the train to Philly tomorrow morning instead of tonight like I had originally planned?  FUCKERS.
  • Wintery mix, you need to stop ASAP. If this gets interferes with the quality time I have lined up with my sister and her family then I will… Well, I don’t know what I’ll do since I can’t exactly “cut that bitch, Mother Nature” or “destroy weather’s life.”  But I can promise I’ll be sad. And there will be tears.
  • I dropped off laundry this morning and forgot to include my favorite leggings.  :(
  • There is a puddle of brown-ish water in my bathtub that was not there a few hours ago.  PLEASE GO AWAY. ON YOUR OWN.  I do not want to deal with my landlord right now.
  • There is no cheese in my house.
  • Crazy people are still acting crazy and crazy rich people are still acting crazy rich.  I am O_o about the former and jealous about the latter.

Posted 2 months ago
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  1. katieinmidlife reblogged this from monkeychow and added:
    here you go Momo!!! Sounds too familiar I’m sure!
  2. chickbre said: Hoping for safe travels for the Hayes family!! And you enjoy your reception!!
  3. iamtallandawesome said: “dropped off laundry”? you fancy, huh?
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