Wawa coffee and tater tots for breakfast. Fuck Yeah Down The Shore.
How many iced coffees is too many? *Laughing maniacally while Googling if it’s safe to take Adderall while breastfeeding*
anniehinton asked: Maybe you've told this story before, but how did you and Jason meet?
Excuse me while I main line Claritin and coffee until further notice.
Durant to donate $1M to OKC tornado relief →
The Oklahoma City Thunder are giving $1 million for tornado relief, matching a $1 million pledge by star player Kevin Durant. Attention all superstar professional athletes - this is a great example of how to respond to a disaster in your team’s state.
Not Exactly a Lullabye
Lately I’ve been signing Fleetwood Mac’s Silver Springs to Patrick. I love it but my god the lyrics are super creepy and psychotic, huh? (Sung to anyone but especially to my own son.) Bravo, Stevie. I bow down.
Tumblrbot just suggested that I follow NYC Art Scene (nycartscene). But I misread it as NY Cart Scene and got really excited about a food cart blog. *Sad trombone noise*
Listen. I’ve been sharing my body with another person for just about a year. And because of that I have no interest in sharing anything else. Get your own side of fries, your own water, your own phone charger, your own blanket, your own meeting request host password, your own umbrella. Excuse me while I retreat to an isolation chamber.
Hey NYC Peeps
Have you seen peonies in any of your bodegas yet? I know they are available during a pretty small window and I’m worried that I missed it. Thank you.
People with bikes in the subway.
BeyoncÃ© Pregnant! Singer Expecting Baby No. 2... →
So does this mean I won’t be seeing her in Brooklyn this summer? :( : ( :( (But also congrats because BABIES! Also, babies when you have that much $$$ and can hire an army of help must be really, really awesome.)
The more progressively an area votes, the more conservatively it names its...– From this article about why Michael continues to be the most popular name for baby boys born in the state of New York. I’m totally obsessed with the process of baby naming. OBSESSED. I want to know exactly how people came up with their baby’s name, what names they eliminated in the...
Thursday Morning Thoughts
After being exposed to only an infant and my husband for the greater part of 12 weeks it was easy to forget that assholes aren’t just found on the internet. Like, the exist in real life too. Thanks for the reminder, everyone in Midtown! Congratulations on being The Worst. I can’t wait to deal with you and your umbrellas soon. The line at my juice lady seemed really, really long this morning. I...
A Few Thoughts On Health Stuff*
Everyone, every single person, should have access healthcare. Period. The end. Unfortunately, having health insurance does not mean that people take care of themselves or are proactive about their health. How many people out there with health insurance (that would cover such testing) have never had an STD screening or HIV test? A lot. And I mean A LOT. How many people have dental insurance and...
The Sweetest News
Last night, at only 33 weeks pregnant and after 11 days of hospitalized bed rest, my sister gave birth to a little boy. Baby Sawyer came into the world screaming, weighing in at 5 lbs, 1 oz and is 17.5 in long. The best part (besides the whole healthy baby and healthy mama thing): With the help and support of her incredible midwife, my sister was able to have the all-natural VBAC delivery that...
Asking Again Because Nobody Gave Me An Answer Last...
How the eff can I layer my delicate necklaces (one 16 inch the other 18 inch) without the chains getting all twisted and tangled on my neck. For reals. What am I doing wrong? Or does everyone just spend all day fixing and unknotting their shit?
I ordered a bean and avocado quesadilla for lunch and it doesn’t have any cheese in it. I repeat: MY QUESADILLLA WAS JUST DELIVERED WITHOUT ANY CHEESE. This is a new level of devastation.
jasonmulgrew: DC and Richmond peeps: I’ll be on Elliot in the Morning tomorrow (Tuesday) at 9am. If I manage to not curse on the air, it’ll be a fucking miracle. DC Area Friends - tune in tomorrow!
lissak06 replied to your photo: New milestone alert: Someone just focused in on… yeay for chewbeads. I take it you weren’t really wearing them so much as just letting them hang around though? Any thoughts on em? I thought they would make great baby shower gifts,but love to hear from you. :) Adorbs as always P. Hey Lissa! Yes, those are Chewbeads! I got them as a shower gift and...
There’s a koozie in his closet?– Jason to me re: a koozie I left in Patrick’s closet. At least the beer can made it into the trash, right?